I am getting ready to go out with the girls but we both know the real desire behind it.

Our marriage is boring, you're useless and you just work and clean the house you didn't ever satisfy me. So it's not coming as a surprise.

I will go out while you will stay at home preparing the house for the company that i will bring. I'll call you from the club to make you listen to my flirting and of course i'm taking "your" money.

You can't pleasure me so you'll watch as i play with someone else. Useless husband.