Step-Mother nature gave you a gift, an unwanted gift that you can't return.

This is your life, you get up in the morning holding that pindick of yours in the bathroom, thinking about how to give yourself pleasure because sex isn't an option for you, a girl can't feel your "dick.
It's even hard to masturbate that nonexistent cock, you get off only if humiliated.

Fortunately for you this is the only natural reaction that i can have looking at you.