Some patients simply can't be cured, so instead of pretending I'm going to help them, I use them as labrats!
You are my incurable labrat!
Your addiction to gooning for porn has gone beyond any help!
You are a terminal junkie!
Your friends have almost given up on you..
Your social life is hanging on by a thread..
It's getting more and more difficult to focus at work - you now only go to feed your porn habit!
All you want to do is lock yourself away, and stroke yourself mindless!
You're spiralling out of control and you know it!
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