So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and really, there's no easy way of saying this, so I am just going to be very straight with you!

I don't feel like you're cut out for sex!

I just don't think you're very good at it..

I mean, without sounding too crude, I have had a lot of sex in the past and I have always had amazing orgasms and well, with you, I kinda just roll my eyes and usually finish myself off afterwards!

I don't want to break up with you or anything, I just cant have sex with you anymore!

I find it kinda gross..

I know you're ...

So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and really, there's no easy way of saying this, so I am just going to be very straight with you!

I don't feel like you're cut out for sex!

I just don't think you're very good at it..

I mean, without sounding too crude, I have had a lot of sex in the past and I have always had amazing orgasms and well, with you, I kinda just roll my eyes and usually finish myself off afterwards!

I don't want to break up with you or anything, I just cant have sex with you anymore!

I find it kinda gross..

I know you're upset and I wish you wouldn't cry because it actually makes me uncomfortable!

I do have a solution though!

I know how much you love rubbing my feet when I return from work, so I thought maybe you could just, you know, use my feet to get yourself off???