Having trouble winding down? Feeling anxious or antisocial? Feeling underwhelmed with boring vanilla life? Great, I am here to help!

With a 100% success rate, my special gooning programme proves that I really do change lives, by simply altering your state of mind!

My treatment may seem a little odd at first, but trust me - I'm a nurse!

So, lets get started shall we!

First things first, I am going to need you to be in a really relaxed place where you're safe from all distractions!

Because distractions are bad!!!

I am also going to need yo...

Having trouble winding down? Feeling anxious or antisocial? Feeling underwhelmed with boring vanilla life? Great, I am here to help!

With a 100% success rate, my special gooning programme proves that I really do change lives, by simply altering your state of mind!

My treatment may seem a little odd at first, but trust me - I'm a nurse!

So, lets get started shall we!

First things first, I am going to need you to be in a really relaxed place where you're safe from all distractions!

Because distractions are bad!!!

I am also going to need you to take your trousers down..

Dont worry about feeling uncomfortable to begin with, that's just your anxiety disorder and I am going to cure that today!

I know you really want to get better, so lets pump that pleasure drip and get started!

This clip is intensely manipulative!