I know that this is not the kind of title you'd expect from a renowned, homewrecking bitch, like me!
But I promise, this is going to be real fucking wholesome..
In fact, this is actually real good for your health!
Homewrecking is good for your mental well-being because our sneaky, little secret gives you the sexy release that your boring marriage can't!
Do you understand now?
Ummm.. good boy!
She would never understand your need to do this.
She would never accept that this is good for your mental health..
That's why we must keep it secret..
If you do ever...

I know that this is not the kind of title you'd expect from a renowned, homewrecking bitch, like me!
But I promise, this is going to be real fucking wholesome..
In fact, this is actually real good for your health!
Homewrecking is good for your mental well-being because our sneaky, little secret gives you the sexy release that your boring marriage can't!
Do you understand now?
Ummm.. good boy!
She would never understand your need to do this.
She would never accept that this is good for your mental health..
That's why we must keep it secret..
If you do everything I say, it'll be real wholesome! I promise!