I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, The Dumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd, but I'm actually here to break the bad news and then to give you some therapy-fantasy!
So the reason she's dumping you is a very simple one!
She said that you're still a VIRGIN!!!
She found it super cringe and once she'd found out she just couldn't look at you the same!
I think she thinks virgins are losers! lol
Anyway, I know you're probably sad, but I don't want you to dwell too long, because the good news is, I run ... Show more