So, I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of The Dumping Agency, and I'm here to dump you on your ex partners behalf!
I know it seems cruel, but it's actually really kind of her to do this through me, as I'm actually a counsellor
Thats right, I'm actually here to tell you that it's over but I'm also here to tell you that I'm here to help you get over it! Yay!
So, her reasons for dumping you are obvious!
She said you're a fat lazy fuck that secret eats when she's in bed!
She also said you smell really bad and when you sweat (gags) it smells of hamburgers! Ewww!... Show more