So, you've been having trouble with your marriage, huh?
Always getting caught masturbating to hot fucking bitches on the internet?
Umm, you're such a naughty boy!
You need me to help you keep this undercover?
You need me to keep your dirty secrets, secret?
You need me to make sure you don't get caught again?
Umm, I know a place..
I know a place where you won't ever get caught!
It's a secret, sexy little place for bad husbands to go jerk off when they need to escape their boring wives!
Of course, what I tell you is highly confidential!
You can keep a s...

So, you've been having trouble with your marriage, huh?
Always getting caught masturbating to hot fucking bitches on the internet?
Umm, you're such a naughty boy!
You need me to help you keep this undercover?
You need me to keep your dirty secrets, secret?
You need me to make sure you don't get caught again?
Umm, I know a place..
I know a place where you won't ever get caught!
It's a secret, sexy little place for bad husbands to go jerk off when they need to escape their boring wives!
Of course, what I tell you is highly confidential!
You can keep a secret though, can't you?
I know a married man like you is not gonna wanna risk getting caught out!
Loosen those trousers and relax, it's about to get real hot in here!!