I come home to watch the game and I notice a little guy on my couch cushion.

"what the fuck is this?"

I pick you up and inspect you.

"I nearly sat on you! You would've been right between my cheecks"

I set you on the coffee table and tell what Im gonna do now that I found you, a little tiny intruder in my house. How I was planning to relax and watch my game and drink my drink. But now I need to think of some ways to have with this little guy and what Im going to do to him.

I rub you in my stinky armpits and keep you under my balls and keep y...

I come home to watch the game and I notice a little guy on my couch cushion.

"what the fuck is this?"

I pick you up and inspect you.

"I nearly sat on you! You would've been right between my cheecks"

I set you on the coffee table and tell what Im gonna do now that I found you, a little tiny intruder in my house. How I was planning to relax and watch my game and drink my drink. But now I need to think of some ways to have with this little guy and what Im going to do to him.

I rub you in my stinky armpits and keep you under my balls and keep you in my ass crack while I watch the game.

I burp all over you too then when Im tired of you I eat you and swallow you and burp whatever remains of you up.

Gross!