Scenario -

You've had a long hard day, and you've come home to me telling you I'm going to help you relax and unwind. So sit down and relax while I shake my ass in front of your face and use it as a seat for my fat ass.

You love being my seat, and I tell you to get your nose in my buttcheeks and sniff deeply as I let my farts out.

I'm shocked at how loud they are, the louder they get, the harder you are. I want to smell them too so I cup a fart and laugh at how smelly it is.

Have I managed to cheer you up now?

Scenario -

You've had a long hard day, and you've come home to me telling you I'm going to help you relax and unwind. So sit down and relax while I shake my ass in front of your face and use it as a seat for my fat ass.

You love being my seat, and I tell you to get your nose in my buttcheeks and sniff deeply as I let my farts out.

I'm shocked at how loud they are, the louder they get, the harder you are. I want to smell them too so I cup a fart and laugh at how smelly it is.

Have I managed to cheer you up now?