We meet for dinner for our first date from meeting on Tinder and I notice that you are not what I expected! Online all of your photos are from the neck up not showing the real you! It turns out, you are tiny and you fucking catfished me! WTF! I am pissed I mean did you actually think I would be into a tiny guy like you? Like how could you ever satisfy me? I decide to stay and not cause a scene since I am hungry after all. I pretend like everything is fine but deep down I am actually pissed that you pretended to be a normal person! So I tell you nicely to come closer in my flirtiest way, you...

We meet for dinner for our first date from meeting on Tinder and I notice that you are not what I expected! Online all of your photos are from the neck up not showing the real you! It turns out, you are tiny and you fucking catfished me! WTF! I am pissed I mean did you actually think I would be into a tiny guy like you? Like how could you ever satisfy me? I decide to stay and not cause a scene since I am hungry after all. I pretend like everything is fine but deep down I am actually pissed that you pretended to be a normal person! So I tell you nicely to come closer in my flirtiest way, you get excited and come closer to hear what I have to say, to your surprise I grab your tiny body and decide you will be my dessert tonight! That's right tiny tinder date, I am swallowing you up and bringing you with me! After I am feeling super stuffed and full, I get up and leave feeling fully satisfied after all! That's what happens to tiny lying catfish tinder dates! #BBW #GIANTESS #VORE