You invite me over for a "hookup" date but as soon as I arrive I tell you that I am feeling so gassy and bloated that I really just need to get all of these burps out. I am so filled with big loud wet burps and feeling so fat and gassy. I know this is not the "hookup date" you expected but I'm also starting to notice that you seem to be getting really excited listening to my loud burps and looking at my big fat gassy bloated belly. I continue to burp so loud and get these burps out and I start to see your getting a hard on! omg ru actually getting turned on listening to me burp? I tell you ... Show more