I wanted to look cute and wear my favorite pair of ripped jeans but from the looks of it, I've only gotten fatter! just look at me my belly is massive and will absolutely not let my jeans close. I can't close the button or zipper for the life of me. Watch me struggle and huff and puff to get all this fat blubber belly in these tight jeans. I just can't fit this huge fat belly in them no matter what I try.