WELL STEP-SON I COULDNT FIND A CUCUMBER AS SMALL AS YOUR PENIS.....LOL...SO I HAD TO SPLIT IT IN 4 PIECES...AWWWW STEP-SON YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO BE SO SURPRISED WHEN YOU UNZIP YOUR PANTS....WHEN SHE SEES THE SIZE OF IT SHE WILL NOT SEE YOU AGAIN..HAHA...I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF THIS TO TAKE WITH YOU TONITE BECAUSE I SEE THIS MAKES YOU HARD WHEN I STEP ON IT WITH MY BAREFEET AND YOU WATCH MY WRINKLED SOLES...IT MAKES YOU AS HARD AS IT CAN GET...HAHA..