I come home from shopping with my BFF Rachel and I find you, her ever devoted boyfriend, in my bed room of all places. Your not looking to hook up, as hot as I am thats not where your dirty mind goes. No, your there to steal my dirty gym socks. I have plenty to spare, but that doesn't mean you'll get them for free! Especially if you don't want my BFF to find out where you were! And remember no one said id be telling her you were there to steal my socks. So pay up and indulge your dirty fetish, I won't tell.