Im hanging out on my bed watching some TV. I allow you to perch silently on the edge of my bed. I stretch, wiggle, and change positions ignoring your present the whole time. You watch in awe and marvel at my perfection. You realize how lucky you are to be allowed to sit and worship such perfection.

Im hanging out on my bed watching some TV. I allow you to perch silently on the edge of my bed. I stretch, wiggle, and change positions ignoring your present the whole time. You watch in awe and marvel at my perfection. You realize how lucky you are to be allowed to sit and worship such perfection.