A CUSTOMER TRIES TO CALL COCKSUCKERS R US...BUT MISDAILS!! HE ENDS UP CALLING COP SUCKERS R US!!! THE CRIME RATE IS SO LOW IN JERKYVILLE.... THE COPS HAVE STARTED SUCKING COCK!!!!

A customer is attempting to call Cocksuckers R Us at 1 800 COCKSUCKERS......but he misdials and accidentally calls Cop Suckers R Us at 1800 COPSUCKERS. Not to worry however....Cop Sucker Officer Dani Dare takes the call, and arranges to go to his house and suck his cock!! Officer Dare explains that since the new Mayor took over in Jerkyville...the crime rate is so low....that a lot o... Show more