THIS GUEST AT THE JERKYVILLE HOTEL RECEIVES A WELCOME JERK
...WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT!!!!

This traveller is staying at the Jerkyville Hotel. He has checked in, and just arrived in his room, when "immediately"....there is a knock at the door. It is Jerky, little Lisa with Baby Oil in one hand and paper towels in the other hand. She tells him that She is there to administer his "Welcome Jerk". He is confused....turns out this is his first time visiting Jerkyville. He tells Lisa that he just wants to rest....he has a Meeting in the Morning...blah blah blah. Lisa explains that the... Show more