Cory is wondering where I am getting all of my money from lately, so she starts to snoop around. She finds a bottle that is labeled "MILF Glue" and a stack of $10,000 in cash! I suddenly walk in to my office and I ask my step-mom what she is doing touching my money! "This is YOUR money!? What are you talking about!?" my step-mom laughs at me. "What is this MILF Glue supposed to even do!?" she asks me. "If a MILF puts it on her hands, it will stick her to anything she touches!" I tell her. Cory continues to laugh at me, assuming that this is a joke. "I'll give you every penny of that money i... Show more