I have been watching you for a while so I can help you to polish the things you are good at and improve overall, but especially to help with women. Normally I'd spend a lot of time observing to really help, but honestly it was so boring that I didn't spend too much time on it. You are also this old and still a virgin? You have held on to hope that you'd have sex, but you are delusional and so flawed that this will never happen!

You cannot compete with other men, you just a wimpy loser, you cannot compete with even the most loser man! You are envious of other men and you should be. You h...

I have been watching you for a while so I can help you to polish the things you are good at and improve overall, but especially to help with women. Normally I'd spend a lot of time observing to really help, but honestly it was so boring that I didn't spend too much time on it. You are also this old and still a virgin? You have held on to hope that you'd have sex, but you are delusional and so flawed that this will never happen!

You cannot compete with other men, you just a wimpy loser, you cannot compete with even the most loser man! You are envious of other men and you should be. You have zero good qualities and being jealous of other men really makes you a loser. Talking to you sucks all of the fun out of everything. You have been the worst client I have ever had! I will always tell you that you will never have sex, you will never be funny, you will always fail and you will be a virgin forever! You will continue to come by and get the same advice from me as you always do, because this is just how you are!