So I would love for you to maybe start out wearing a pair of your tight jeans, preferably faded blue jeans. You talk about how there is no way you could fit into a pair of my tiny pants. You show off your ass and then pull out a tape measure. "Look how big my ass is." You measure your hips close enough to the camera so the numbers can be read. "Its so much bigger than yours" You measure you upper thigh. "My legs are so much bigger than your tiny little legs." You then slowly peal off your jeans showing your ass. You then take the size 34 jeans and talk about how small they are. You hold up ... Show more