BRAINLESS PAYPIG ALERT!!! Enjoy sniffing in secret. Didn't your company just go public? The initial public offering (IPO) did even better than you expected. Look at what you do in your office!! Strategically placing security cameras in the hallway to your office door so no one can catch you off guard. I mean, it's rare that someone comes and bothers you anyways. YOU'RE IN CHARGE. The boss. The owner. The c-suite executive. When you are at work, you can get away with anything you want. That bottle in your office drawer or maybe in your briefcase. You didn't think you'd have self control now ...

BRAINLESS PAYPIG ALERT!!! Enjoy sniffing in secret. Didn't your company just go public? The initial public offering (IPO) did even better than you expected. Look at what you do in your office!! Strategically placing security cameras in the hallway to your office door so no one can catch you off guard. I mean, it's rare that someone comes and bothers you anyways. YOU'RE IN CHARGE. The boss. The owner. The c-suite executive. When you are at work, you can get away with anything you want. That bottle in your office drawer or maybe in your briefcase. You didn't think you'd have self control now did you?! Just knowing you have that bottle makes you want to sniff. Stop exhibiting self control and get fucked up in your office. Before long, I'll have your head swirling and your mind melting away. Then I'll start infiltrating your thought process for my own intentions. Now with your stock options and bonuses, you have more money than you know what to do with. SNIFF. SPEND. SEND. Get fucked up and open your wallet.