I've noticed you have been watching me for weeks and gawking at me in the window. I've decided to take matters into my own hands. I buy a top of the line shrinking remote to finally get you down to a tiny size. I invite you over and you take the bait. I pull out my shrinking remote and use it on you. It works as you as you slowly shrink down to the ground. I then let you in on my evil plan to make you a tasty treat as I taunt you with my mouth.