Greetings, you sad, pathetic loser! You've been looking for your perfect Goddess who can manipulate and brainwash you into spending all your money, every day, for the rest of your life. Well, you should call yourself lucky! Goddess Joanne is here to give your miserable life a purpose. She is here to drain your wallet and there's nothing you can do about it. You can just obey and provide financial pleasure to her, like a good little pet.