Once upon a time there was a family. They had an 18 year-old step-son that was so scrawny and helpless, he needed a baby-sitter every time they wanted to go out. They owned two cars. They hired someone named Scotty to babysit. But when Scotty arrived, he was this GIANT. "What the fuck, I'm a Giant? And I have to baby-sit this puny ass dude?" Before he even baby-sits the loser, he opens his big hand to reveal the tiny cars and the parents. He sets the cars down by his dirty, smelly feet. He starts stomping on them repeatedly. "There ain't no GIANT insurance haha", Scotty laughs. He eventuall... Show more