A few weeks back, a good friend of mine was having a party at his house. At some point in the evening, his Aunt Liz was saying that her feet hurt and she kicked off her shoes. My friends, being the wisecracks that they are, made a joke about how she ought to hide her feet because Joey might get too excited. Little did they know, I had already been eyeing her super wrinkly size 8.5s as I took note of how high her arch was. Later in the evening she caught me alone outside while I was having a cigarette, silly from all the alcohol I'd had. "So is it true what they say about you and feet?" she ... Show more