So I finally met Kelly aka Staircase Toes aka Melanin Obsession. She's been slipping past me for years now, only this past fall did I finally meet her in person. She pays me another visit and I shoot hella pics of her on my notorious table before we head upstairs. She complains to me that during her last visit when Cocoa was here that I didn't eat her feet and she needed me to properly introduce myself to them.

Well I get things set up in my bedroom and she's impressed with the lighting and lays in "the pose" and cranks up her instagram live. I tell her don't move because this posi... Show more