Maria comes over to visit but I'm KO'd from the night before. I'm so hungover and although I had already woke up and eaten breakfast, I didn't want to move off the couch. Maria had been hanging out with me all afternoon but eventually she gets bored.

"Joey, c'mon. You didn't come all the way to Tampa to lay on the couch all day. Let's go to the beach"

I'm stubborn, and I feel like garbage. She climbs on my back and continues to pester me.

"JOEY! Wake UPPPP!"

She straddles me and starts rubbing my back which actually feels kinda relaxing, considering how t... Show more