Wow! I have had an incredible night. Your best friend and his wife are such great hosts. Oh, didn’t I tell you? They threw a party tonight because she got promoted and they wanted to celebrate. It was a very small, intimate gathering. There were only eleven people there. It was supposed to be twelve but you didn’t show up. I really meant to tell you...I'm just kidding. I didn’t want you there. I’ve been flirting with them about having a threesome for so long, and I figured if you weren’t there, I could seal the deal tonight. Anyway, everyone had a really good time, the food was excellent an... Show more