I want to kick you in your useless little balls so hard right now. Why? Because, if you hadn’t been here, I would be getting fucked by the super hot guy that just started working with me. He is so sexy and he has a huge dick. You know, the exact opposite of that flaccid, tiny, useless little thing in between your legs. I could have had amazing sex tonight. Instead, I’m stuck spending my evening with you. Let me start at the beginning. This sexy ass man started working with me a week ago. He’s smart, tall, in shape and very handsome. Also, he is incredibly charming. Everything you're not. I ... Show more