Just stop. Just get off of me. What’s wrong? Really? I mean it’s been five years since we got married and you still don’t know? Let’s list everything that is wrong in our sex life: 1.) You have a tiny dick. 2.) You lick pussy like you’ve never heard of a clit. 3.) You’ve never even bothered to try to find the G-spot. It’s a 3 second google search that you couldn’t be bothered, for five years, to do. 4.) The only thing about our sex life, that is good, is that you blow your tiny load, in about two minutes, every time. I’m just going to have to start fucking other people. Am I serious? Yes I’... Show more