I know that you have a secret pair of pantyhose hidden away. I knows that when your wife is out you put them on and lay there loving the feel of them. You pleasure yourself inside them and through them. You know it's wrong, you know your wife would be freaked out and grossed out to see you like this. But I loves it. Your wife just doesn't understand you the way I do. Now put them on, lie back and touch yourself exactly how I tell you to.