Hey honey, how’s the party going out there? Where have I been? Oh, I’ve just been mingling. Chatting with people. You know party stuff. You haven’t been able to find me for half an hour? Why have you been looking for me for half an hour? Wow. So because one of your loser friends told you they saw me sneak off with one of the caterers you just went off searching for me? Did you even stop to think that maybe they’re lying to you just to mess with you? Whoops, I dropped my....hold on let me pick this up before it makes a mess. What happened to my panties? Fine. I fucked the caterer in our clos... Show more