You've been very naughty this year, haven't you? Lucky for you, Santa has put me in charge of your punishment, and I think you're going to enjoy what I have planned. Who doesn't love some chocolate chip cookies? How about chocolate chip cookies that have been spit in, pissed in, stepped on (with shoes AND barefoot), and rubbed all over a sexy woman's ass? I bet you just can't wait to eat these, can you?