Im at home and my tiny skiny friend comes over all dressed to go out. She tells me shes going to the bar. I ask if I can come with her. She says um, no I dont think that would be a good idea. I ask why, she says well I dont think those kind of guys at the bar would like me. I ask why she says well you have gained weight and gotten fat. I'm appalled and angry, I will teach that skinny little thing a lesson. Teach her to mess with me. I pick her up in my giant arms and scream at her, she calls me names and I decide I'm going to crush her under my foot! I do all kinds of mean sorts of to her and ... Show more