Do you have something you'd like to talk to me about? Because when I came home my panty drawer was in all kinds of disarray and I one of my pairs of panties has a strange stain on the crotch. And it appears to be fresh. It's ok, I'm not upset... in fact I think it's kind of exciting. Would you like to try on my panties with me? First lets lotion up our legs and our chests so we feel extra smooth and sexy. Then we can take turns trying on all of my panties until we get really excited and you can show me how you made that mess.