you forgot about my birthday and didn't buy a cake or a gift? Well, well .. I'll come and cook the cake by myself! and you ll eat it all piece by piece!
recipe: eggs, sugar, flour, chocolate, banana, toilet water, used condom, spitting, ashes, squirt, earwax, skin, fingernail dirt, snot, pubic hair, swear etc.
bon appetit, honey! Now you will never forget my birthday!