You're the kind of man who appreciates the simple things in life. You don't want a woman who spends all her time and your money at the salon. Who's she trying to look good for anyway? You want someone who spends her time doing things for you, not one consumed with herself. Plus, who wants all those chemicals in their mouth? You want a woman with natural beauty and natural nails. Clean, pink, smooth, pretty natural toenails so you can suck on those toes without any worries, knowing that these feet belong to you completely and fully. No one else gets to touch them, not even a nail tech.