I come home from dinner w friends and am annoyed that everywhere We went was non-smoking! I have a hunger for some nicotine and buttmonk is going to get to be a part of it. I have him tied with his hands up and behind his neck, connected to a chest harness. He wears a rebreather hood that has a tiny whole with a metal straw in it. I light up a Virginia Slims 120s cigarette and blow the smoke into his breathing straw. I time My breaths with his so that when he inhales he breathes in My smoky exhale. I close off his air hole and delight in watching the rebreather hood cling to his face as he ... Show more