Since you want to act like a pig, you're going to be treated like one. You're going to be on a special diet. You don't get to eat at the table and eat normal food like a respectable person, no. You will only be allowed to eat waste - egg shells, garbage, toilet water, coffee grounds are just the beginning. You will no longer be allowed to use your hands to eat, you can only use your mouth. Through this you will either discover your true place in life or you will change your behaviour. Either way it's a win win piggy.