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Love can make you do some pretty crazy things, but your love for blackmail-fantasy makes you do crazier. In honor of this wonderful season I am going to make you disgrace your current or past relationship. I know this is a hard limit for some of you, but I want you to push your limits. Of course I will allow you to opt out and send something else, but not without paying a fee first. For the rest of you depraved blackmail-fantasy fanatics I can't wait to see what creative ways you will disgrace your relationship.