Why am I dressed so modestly? There is actually a really good reason for it, it's because losers not only don't get pussy, but they don't get normal porn either. Losers get their hand. What do you think you are? If you haven't figured it out by now you're not only a loser, but stupid too. Let me hear you say it out loud. I. AM. A. LOSER. Follow along for some other accurate mantras I have put together for you to mold your self life around being a loser. Get your loser cock out and prepare to hump your hand and repeat after me.