Usually the New Year is a time for people to better themselves, think of positive changes to make in their life, but not you. You are going to make your life worse for me.

For example, pussy? Forget about it. It’s not like you were going to get it anyway. Instead of the pursuit of a real women you are going to retrain you brain to prefer porn. You are going to deepen your affinity for porn, gripping you dick harder, beating it faster, till a pussy would never suffice.

You aren’t going to stop till you’ve become a mushed brained perverse gooner. Your sexuality is going to m...

Usually the New Year is a time for people to better themselves, think of positive changes to make in their life, but not you. You are going to make your life worse for me.

For example, pussy? Forget about it. It’s not like you were going to get it anyway. Instead of the pursuit of a real women you are going to retrain you brain to prefer porn. You are going to deepen your affinity for porn, gripping you dick harder, beating it faster, till a pussy would never suffice.

You aren’t going to stop till you’ve become a mushed brained perverse gooner. Your sexuality is going to morph from heterosexual to pornsexual this year.