I'm so sorry about your breakup. I think I know what'll make you feel better... my ass! You always used to love sniffing and licking my ass back when we went to school together. Maybe I'll even be brave enough to let you fuck me in the ass this time. I always wanted to try, I was just too nervous to ask... but I feel like it would help if you took your frustrations out on your best friend's tight asshole. What do you think?