Your Boss realised that she is obliged to provide some training for you, as per your employment contract. She thinks you are useless, and the only way you can improve your qualifications sufficiently is by stretching your holes so you can be rented out on street corners to strangers! This is your Day 1.

Your Boss realised that she is obliged to provide some training for you, as per your employment contract. She thinks you are useless, and the only way you can improve your qualifications sufficiently is by stretching your holes so you can be rented out on street corners to strangers! This is your Day 1.