Since I have deemed you, my hubby, a sexual disappointment and locked you up, our married life is a bliss! You stay home and do chores, locked in your chastity cage, and I go out and have fun! I am looking forward to tonight, to my date with the Tall Dark Handsome guy with big muscular arms, not like your little spindly twiglets! But then again, I did not marry you for your arms, did I?! And remember, dear: you didn't choose the Cuck Life -- the Cuck Life chose you!