There are many things that the Big Sport and the Big Pharma do not want you to know, but this one is one of their best kept secrets: turns out that not only is maturation good for you (and no, it does not cause hairy palms nor bad eyesight) -- you can actually WANK YOURSELF SLIM!!! Of course, if you do it correctly and show right stamina and determination. How? Well, my dear, I will be happy to show you how in this docu-fitness-series.