Nonono, your initial diagnosis was incorrect. You are not a chronic masturbator. Nor do you have an erectile dysfunction. Much more the opposite... What you have, my dear, is a perpetual arousal disorder. But luckily, it can be easily cured!

Nonono, your initial diagnosis was incorrect. You are not a chronic masturbator. Nor do you have an erectile dysfunction. Much more the opposite... What you have, my dear, is a perpetual arousal disorder. But luckily, it can be easily cured!