I walk in wearing a sexy blue bikini. “Hi. So, I’ve been getting some comments and I thought it was time to address them. Yes, I’ve gained weight. Duh! I can’t exactly hide it, can I? But you know what? I love my body and I’m going to show you why.” I show off my massive tits and big round ass, and tell you how much I love them. “And I don’t care that my belly is a little chubby, if that’s what it takes to get these amazing curves.” I know you’re wondering how/why I’ve gained all this weight, so I tell you the truth. I’ve just been eating way too much. I show you the empty packages from my ... Show more